| eleven: oracle is back in town. |
[11 Mar 2009|08:41am] |
I appreciate everyone saving the excitement until my timely return. Really, I can't leave you people for a few days without the sky crashing down on your heads, can I?
Truthfully, I appreciate the gesture. I'd hate to miss the party.
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| ten: batgirl makes an exit, stage left. |
[28 Jan 2009|08:11am] |
brb
[it might well be noted that this message (and all thereafter) are being sent via text message -- a function pru has never endeavored to attempt on her ancient mobile before.]
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| nine: batgirl doesn't like you, nicole kidman. |
[12 Jan 2009|09:40pm] |
I know that precedent dictates that I make some kind of commentary regarding recent events, but I simply can't be bothered. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not touching the "we are/are not autonomous entities" debate with a ten foot pole. I have a headache that refuses to go away and about ten new movie channels that have suddenly appeared to explore.
[...]
What the fuck is this Moulin Rouge shit and where is Zsa Zsa Gabor?
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| eight: batgirl is online and ready to go! |
[08 Jan 2009|09:00am] |
Jesus Christ, this woman's computer is a piece of shit. Though it's nice to see I've kept her mobility.
Bruce, Dick, Dinah, we need to talk.
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| seven: batgirl is having some problems. |
[03 Jan 2009|02:29am] |
ugh this is the last time i read while riding my bike
SOMEONE COME GET ME PLEASE.
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| six: batgirl gets her party on. |
[27 Dec 2008|02:02am] |
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I've having a New Year's party. I just need booze, right?
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| five: batgirl is cavalier. |
[20 Dec 2008|12:22am] |
Oh, dear, we seem to have a serial murderer on the loose. Though it couldn't have been that horrible Miss Raker. It must just be something in the water.
Where is that charming little boy with the Clue .jpg's?
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| four: batgirl needs a holly jolly christmas. |
[13 Dec 2008|10:25am] |
One semester down, one to go. Christmas holiday suggestions? I'm thinking Bermuda, Rick's always been a big fan of their shorts.
I'll pass on the council thingummy that seems to be gaining momentum, though. The pressing schedule of a university professor, etc.
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| three: batgirl makes a psa. |
[07 Dec 2008|04:24pm] |
I have to agree with Quince when I say that interference without the express jurisdiction of the official Crossover leadership should be kept to a minimum. Clandestine community and all, it doesn't really make sense to draw any more attention to ourselves than the incident itself already has. I don't personally have any powers (other than that of observation and a general proclivity to kick arse), but I'd prefer not to see anyone getting shoved into government facilities for experimentation at the end of all this.
That said, it's time for everybody to take a step well back and leave concerns up to those most capable.
( Private to Triple A! )
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| three: batgirl is unapologetic. |
[05 Dec 2008|10:07pm] |
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I may have just accidentally ruined some poor idiot's nose job. As the kids say, my bad, but to be fair, when I'm barrelling down the corridor yelling, "GET OUT OF THE WAY," I expect people to do it. I have a note of urgency in my voice that really shouldn't be ignored.
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| two: batgirl falls off the food pyramid. |
[02 Dec 2008|11:31am] |
Breakfast this morning:
4 slices of bacon (burnt beyond recognition)
1 piece of sourdough bread (slightly stale)
2 pudding cups
1 glass of 99 Apples
1 handful of raisins
About half of you are chefs, right? Somebody fix this. I can pay you, you can be my personal sodding cook, just do it.
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| one: batgirl wants y'all to back the fuck off. |
[28 Nov 2008|10:04pm] |
One of the graduate students I happen to be mentoring asked me to put out my cigarette today while I was going over her dissertation. She basically started nattering on about how it's "inherently wrong" to expose her to the fumes without her consent. This coming from a Post-Modernist whose entire paper is based on the premise that everything is a social construct without purpose or bloody meaning and we have to live by our own meta-narratives. I had to gently tell her for the umpteenth time that our actions must be informed by our belief systems and to get the fresh fuck out of my office. Do they think I keep repeating these things for fun?
That being said, I really need to get the fuck out of this campus so I can have a resentment-free fag. I thought students were meant to be puffing away like chimneys, not staring me down like a bunch of self-righteous cunts.
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